Thursday, April 30, 2009

May 1 is Official No Pants Day

No is

More pictures of people not wearing pants here

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

This is the pig that started the swine flu

no other reason for him to be so happy at this photoshoot.. .its not like he could even put the money anywhere if he was paid to pose

Anyway here is Vice's fashion issue

Yoga while you pooo

I sincerely hope no one ever uses this...

"The Flo toilet is an ergonomic, sustainable design concept for baby boomers that functions like a squat toilet. Designers maintain that using the Flo toilet is akin to yoga - by building and strengthening abdominal and back muscles. Only one-half to one gallon of water is used for flushing and The Flo reuses water from hand washing. To flush water from the tanks to the toilet, the Flo employs an electromagnetic ball valve. Go With the Flo also is free of mechanical parts. The toilet is fully self-sustaining and independent of electric power."

More about this contraption here

New Placebo hehe

From their album “Battle for the Sun” which comes out in June.

For What It's Worth

Ehh. Nothing beats every you every me

panda ringgggg

Obsessed!! Just saw this at Henri Bendel..

I thought this was expensive for $208

Then my friend showed me this for almost 4K!!!!

Perfect Commercial

Monday, April 27, 2009

This is kind of amazing..


How to make a baby..

If you are still wondering..

Found this video here


To see the nastiest animal ever please google geoducks.

Or watch this..

Enjoy =(

Next up in Cancer. .

Smurf cysts!

More cool stuff from Bart Hess here.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Recycling designs..

These are actual plants blehhh


I wish all business cards were made with ..

meat!..perfect..whenever you get hungry you can just munch on some jerky business cards =)

Good Way to Get Robbed

Use this wallet..

All thats missing from my job

My workday would be so much more fun if there was lil baby attached to my cube...awww!!

Hehe this is actually an Ad for Hewlett Packard printers...get it?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

For next halloween..(or tomorrow) ...I will be..

Via flickr

My First Dictionary

When I was 7 my family emigrated to the United States..and no onethought to give me a dictionary..maybe because I couldn't read, but I think this picture dictionary would have been much more helpful than putting me in a special ed class =( P.S. 222 you will rot in hell.

Check out more here

Monday, April 20, 2009

Aptly named Pandamonium

This past weekend the World Wildlife Fund filled Piazza del Popolo  with paper mache pandas to increase awareness about the endagered species. 

I really wish I got to see this..maybe these traveling pandas (they are in Syracuse, Sicily now) will come to New York...or maybe Ill justhave to adopt a panda here.

Dutch Comedy Central is funnier..

This is their new commercial

Hehe those are the best laughs.

This is an oldie but goodie and not sure if it was for US..

How is this woman 47 years old??

I didn't know anyone still watched the Miss USA Pageants..but I guess they do? Inviting Perez Hilton to be one of the judges was probably the only way to attract viewers.

So Miss California aka Michael Phelps sometime girlfriend Carrie Prejean was asked a super important question by the super important Perez Hilton; and she thinks her answer may have cost her her crown.

Check it out..

Later in an interview on the Billy Bush Show she said
"It is a very touchy subject and [Hilton] is a homosexual and I see where he was coming from and I see the audience would've wanted me to be more politically correct," she added. "But I was raised in a way that you can never compromise your beliefs and your opinions for anything."

There's so much wrong with this.. I think if you are not interested in compromising yourself, don't run for Miss America, if you are running I assume you want to win, and if Perez Hilton asks if you love the gays your answer is YES. DUHH. This is not the platform to state your true honest beliefs..because who the hell cares honestly..aside from Perez? People are tuning in to see you strut in a bikini and smile. Gosh shes an idiot..but then again...why should this have cost her the crown?

Ehh marriage for all..its in the future anyway might as well follow Vermonts lead and then no1 will be asked questions like this.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Pratt Open Studios

Polina invited me to Pratt Open Studios yesterday..and as usual I like her art the best, and not because shes my friend but because I think shes incredibly talented..and I love the way that her style has evolved these past ten years. Below are some of her paintings and some other works from the open studio. You can see more of her work (and nicer photos of it on her facebook page). 

I like this so much

This is one of my favorite of her self portraits..for a few reasons, but especially because of the red eye which I think makes this painting.

And here's what else I saw at open studios..

My friend pointed out that this has an Edgar Allan Poe feel to it..and...he doesssssss have a story called "The Eye".. so maybe that was the inspiration here
This is really super cool..I love it and it only looks better upclose 
Close up:

Love this

Not art..but almost!

PINKKK..i dunno
You guys look like happy swimmers

Hes in the gang..

Some islamic undertones..

Done with pencil..

Fun?? Hotel lobby wall deco? No?