Alice On Your Back

Ughh WHY?

Scariest video ever

bleh

OMG

This guy got Ray Bans tattooed on his face.  No words.

From here

2D love

Oh those Japanese...

So i just read this..and no matter how I think about it..I wont understand it

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=1

So apparently 25% of the Japanese population ages 30-34 are Virgins..and 50% of Japanese dont have friends of the opposite sex.

So im not sure which came first the lack of social skills..or turning to inanimate objects for love and companionship..but its kind of disturbing.

Space shoes

With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

What the hell does this commercial have to do with Mentos? Its so long, boring and far fetched and doesnt have a connection to the product.

The old cheesy commercials were so much better =)

More ways to waste time at work and lose brain cells simultaneously

Adopt a hampster on your google dashboard and pretend its your baby and feed it and stuff. BLEH please dont do it.

This is the guy who made it 

Yoga while you pooo

I sincerely hope no one ever uses this...


"The Flo toilet is an ergonomic, sustainable design concept for baby boomers that functions like a squat toilet. Designers maintain that using the Flo toilet is akin to yoga - by building and strengthening abdominal and back muscles. Only one-half to one gallon of water is used for flushing and The Flo reuses water from hand washing. To flush water from the tanks to the toilet, the Flo employs an electromagnetic ball valve. Go With the Flo also is free of mechanical parts. The toilet is fully self-sustaining and independent of electric power."

More about this contraption here

YUCK

To see the nastiest animal ever please google geoducks.

Or watch this..



Enjoy =(

Good Way to Get Robbed

Use this wallet..

I didn't know anyone still watched the Miss USA Pageants..but I guess they do? Inviting Perez Hilton to be one of the judges was probably the only way to attract viewers.

So Miss California aka Michael Phelps sometime girlfriend Carrie Prejean was asked a super important question by the super important Perez Hilton; and she thinks her answer may have cost her her crown.

Check it out..



Later in an interview on the Billy Bush Show she said

"It is a very touchy subject and [Hilton] is a homosexual and I see where he was coming from and I see the audience would've wanted me to be more politically correct," she added. "But I was raised in a way that you can never compromise your beliefs and your opinions for anything."

There's so much wrong with this.. I think if you are not interested in compromising yourself, don't run for Miss America, if you are running I assume you want to win, and if Perez Hilton asks if you love the gays your answer is YES. DUHH. This is not the platform to state your true honest beliefs..because who the hell cares honestly..aside from Perez? People are tuning in to see you strut in a bikini and smile. Gosh shes an idiot..but then again...why should this have cost her the crown?

Ehh marriage for all..its in the future anyway might as well follow Vermonts lead and then no1 will be asked questions like this.

Apes and Grapes!??!!

Whatt?! My co-worker just told me his sister attended an Apes & Grapes event last night at the National Zoo in DC? What? A wine tasting at the National Zoo for young professionals? IM WORKING IN THE WRONG CITY!! ..Bronx Zoo..please make my dreams come true.. (Dream= Animals+Wine=Heaven...whatever I dont care if it sounds wrong)